Sean Payton at The Overlook Hotel
Bad things are happening in Denver
In celebration of McSweeney’s 25th Anniversary this column happens over there today.
The next chapter needs to be about how I FedEx poke bowls to people, knowing they will rot in transit. It’s part of my “sickness,” and maybe why Linda left me. I am convinced the Broncos will not win unless I send the poke bowls to strangers. Everyone I deal with at the FedEx counter asks if I am mailing anything perishable, and I lie to them and say, “NO way!”