Emergency Baseball Update

gimme another minute to get to the football

In 1975, Ken led the league in asking if your sister is home.

George’s band “A Horse and a Thermos” is on tour now with Yves Tumor.

In 1979, whenever Tom pitched, Reds fans wore “Mom Glasses” in solidarity.

Bob commuted to Comiskey Park by parachute, daily.

“Doc Ellis pitched ONE fuckin game on acid. I’ve pitched a DOZEN on ‘shrooms.”

Now pitching, “The Serial Killer”

This is a Conner O’Malley character.

They never would have broken up.

Hal Ashby movie about the Cubs ass dude.