Listen. Do you hear the owls? Will they forgive us? Not likely.
Hang on a sec, they’re making me go do some tackling and stuff. But when I get back I want to hear all about you and Jason!
Can you like not do that anymore?
Touch my fucking gyro again, I will end you.
Fuck, man I am on the fucking field. No one is going to believe this shit.
It’s supposed to be mom and dad up there, but it’s mom and Larry.
“They gave me number 1 for a reason. I am number 1. Mom said if I don’t believe that, then no one—”
“Okay Skladany. You’re amazing. Jesus balls.”
I do all kinds of impressions. Good thing the game is three hours. What am I now?
Depreciable assets include vehicles; buildings; office equipment, furniture; computers and other electronics; even a shoe shine machine if you think about it.
I hope you’re not saying M’lady.
Yeah, it is a lot of bars. Because I am in jail.
Hello there!
Best shape of my life. What?
Where is pancakes house?
I fumbled. Fuck you.
Yeah, I am dangerous! Glad you finally noticed.
I’m sorry but I’m not waiting 90 minutes to get into the Steven Alan sample sale. We’re on the Rams now, have some dignity.
Enough with the pep talks, we hate you.
You’re gonna wanna stay outta the men’s room for a while, okay?